BEAN CULT ASSEMBLE

We gather here today to worship the sacred toe beans—the squishy jelly orbs that hold the universe together. The beans that smell of Fritos and divine mystery. The beans that demand both reverence and the occasional gentle nibble.

Show us your offerings: spread beans, tucked beans, angry claw beans, chonk beans. Post them for the council to admire. Only then shall the prophecy of The Great Paw fulfill itself.

ALL HAIL THE TOE BEANS. ✨