I don’t understand the sleeping position. Dallas doesn’t understand the problem.

This is Dallas. Apparently, this passes for a comfortable sleeping position.

His head is on the carpet, his paws are tucked up, and the rest of him is wedged into the corner.

The longer I look at this photo, the less I understand where everything goes.

He looks perfectly happy with the arrangement. Meanwhile, I’m trying to work out how he’s going to get up.

I guess comfort looks different when you’re a golden retriever.